Curse

Komrska · Dec 09, 2012, 09:30 AM // 09:30

100e
That shield is gonna look good in my collection

MaxBorken · Dec 10, 2012, 09:51 AM // 09:51

"This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must bump it as I must bump my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must bump my rifle true. I must bump straighter than my enemy, who is trying to bump me. I must bump him before he bumps me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my sales thread, we are the masters of our buyout, we are the saviors of my avatar. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."

The Marines, Full Metal Jacket
Max

MaxBorken · Dec 11, 2012, 01:53 PM // 13:53

"You're gonna need a bigger bump" - Martin Brody, Jaws.

Sold the Aegis

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MaxBorken · Dec 13, 2012, 11:35 AM // 11:35

"Someone reminded me I once said 'Bump is good'. Now it seems it's legal. Because everyone is drinking the same Kool Aid." - Gordon Gecko. Wall Street, Money Never Sleeps.

Max

MaxBorken · Dec 15, 2012, 07:40 AM // 07:40

"I love the smell of bumping in the morning. Smells like... victory" - Lt. Col. Kilgore, Apocalypse Now.

Max

MaxBorken · Dec 17, 2012, 06:35 AM // 06:35

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my bump, in this life or the next".

Maximus, Gladiator

Max

MaxBorken · Dec 18, 2012, 08:14 AM // 08:14

" I suggest a new strategy R2. Let the wookie bump".

- C3P0, Star Wars Episode IV, A New Hope.

Max

MaxBorken · Dec 19, 2012, 11:23 AM // 11:23

"Listen and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are bumped".

- Kyle Reese, The Terminator

Max

MaxBorken · Dec 22, 2012, 05:34 PM // 17:34

“Yippee ki-yay motherbumper”
- John McClane, Die Hard.

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MaxBorken · Dec 23, 2012, 08:42 PM // 20:42

Optimus Prime: "It's you and me, Megatron..."
Megatron: "No, it's just ME, Prime!"
Optimus Prime: "At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!"
Megatron: "You still fight for the weak! That is why you bump!"

Transformers.

Max

Draak Calinca · Dec 23, 2012, 11:18 PM // 23:18

retract/......

MaxBorken · Dec 25, 2012, 08:43 AM // 08:43

Santa: "That's another thing... Buddy you should know that your father... he's on the naughty list"
Buddy: "Nooooo!"

Santa and Buddy, Elf.

Happy Christmas Folks

Max

MaxBorken · Dec 28, 2012, 12:54 PM // 12:54

"This definitely bumps a 9.0 on my Weird Shit-O-Meter"

Agent J, Men In Black

Max

MaxBorken · Dec 30, 2012, 07:21 PM // 19:21

"Oh, you can bump just about anything with nipples."

Gaylord Fokker, Meet The Parents.

Max

MaxBorken · Jan 05, 2013, 08:32 AM // 08:32

So I'm back from a comedy ban. Apparently posting a link to help someone out in the WTB thread is a bannable offence too.

Anyhow, here's a bump.

Max

MaxBorken · Jan 06, 2013, 07:12 PM // 19:12

"Have you ever wondered if there was more to bump, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

Derek Zoolander, Zoolander.

Max

MaxBorken · Jan 08, 2013, 12:12 PM // 12:12

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great bump and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My bump upon thee".

Jules, Pulp Fuction

Max

MaxBorken · Jan 09, 2013, 08:09 PM // 20:09

Kate: "Are you okay?"
Seth: "Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's bumpy-dory".

Kate and Seth, Dusk Till Dawn

Max

MaxBorken · Jan 11, 2013, 07:06 PM // 19:06

"It's interesting - I used to have this professor at Oxford, okay? Doctor Wickham, his name was and he was, like, this massive fat guy, you know? Huge, big guy. We used to call him - you know, well, I won't tell you what we used to call him, but he taught biomolecular kinetics and cellular dynamics. And he used to sort of scare the underclassmen with this story about how the world would eventually be eviscerated by technology. You see, it was inevitable that a compound would be created which he referred to as the 'Anti-God'. It was like an accelerated mutator or sort of, you know, like a, an unstoppable force of destructive power, that would just lay waste to everything - to buildings and parks and streets and children and ice cream parlors, you know? So whenever I see, like, a rogue organization willing to spend this amount of money on a mystery tech, I always assume... it's the Anti-God. End-of-the-world kinda stuff, you know... But no, I don't have any idea what it is. I was just bumping"

Benji Dunn, Mission Impossible 3

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